- 16th
- May
- 2013
(A BIG BLACK ONE)
What a weird way to carry your circle treat, Circle Dog.
- 14th
- May
- 2013
Rosie, I’m just trying to water these plants with a cup, and that’s stupid.Mom, venting to the dog
We put the "young" in the Young Republicans Club.
- Me:
- Actually, can we sit somewhere else?
- George:
- Really? It's either here or all the way over there with all those smelly people.
- 13th
- May
- 2013
- 12th
- May
- 2013
One of these days, I'm gonna be a lady.
- Me:
- Can I wear this, or is it weird?
- Dad:
- Eh, it's kinda weird. It kinda looks like a housecoat. I don't know what a housecoat is, but if you had one, that would be it.
I like the look you’re going for. The I-don’t-give-a-shit-what-anybody-thinks look.John, to me, on our way to brunch
To be honest: 1.54 pounds of candy in a little over 24 hours by accident because college.
- 11th
- May
- 2013
Love!
- Me:
- Describe our relationship in one word.
- Erik:
- Cool. Or neat.
- 7th
- May
- 2013
e-mail + attached photo from Mom
- 6th
- May
- 2013
While cheering on my brother during the Broad Street Run (several weeks after the Boston Marathon bad guys were caught), I made a friend.
- Man:
- What are the red socks for? Boston?
- Me:
- Yeah.
- Man:
- Did they catch the guy?
- Me:
- Yes... Two guys, actually.
- Man:
- If I was the president, I'd knock 'em right off, wouldn't you?
- Me:
- You need TEETH to be the president.
- Just kidding I said this:
- I don't know.
- 3rd
- May
- 2013
YES!
- Me:
- There's a circle in my bed!!
- Erik:
- ...Is it Rosie?
- 2nd
- May
- 2013
I'm 25
- Me:
- I'd like to start having kids in a few years.
- Dad:
- Okay, and did your mother tell you how all that works?
