Learning how to be a wife: Part I
- Do you like brussels sprouts?
- If they're fried.
- ...in pig fat.
Daddy didn’t know what color Elmo was the other day.Mom, gossiping
Jackie where did you get this medicine? Is it perfume or sunscreen? Does it still work?Mom
That’s pretty! Can you see if it’s on Pinterest?Mom, backtracking on the interwebz
Haga-pop Sabop-amin? I haven’t heard of that before… I thought you were sneezing!Mom, about a man named Hagop Sargisian
What should be our monthly budget for ice cream?Erik
Isn’t it weird how boys don’t know anything? And how peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth?Meggie