(A BIG BLACK ONE)

  • 26th
  • July
  • 2014

Exactly.

Me:
She e-mailed me 2 links to music sites, and she said to pick 5 songs.
Mom:
So tell me what she sent? A link that has 5 songs?
  • 22nd
  • July
  • 2014
That’s pretty! Can you see if it’s on Pinterest?
Mom, backtracking on the interwebz
  • 21st
  • July
  • 2014
Haga-pop Sabop-amin? I haven’t heard of that before… I thought you were sneezing!
Mom, about a man named Hagop Sargisian
  • 19th
  • July
  • 2014

I'm 26

Dad:
Oh, good. My stocks went up.
Me:
Do I have any stocks?
Dad:
I don't know. Did you ever buy any?
Me:
No.
Dad:
Well, then no. You don't. It's like buying candy. If you didn't buy any candy, then you don't have any.
  • 6th
  • July
  • 2014
What should be our monthly budget for ice cream?
Erik
  • 4th
  • July
  • 2014

Okay, I believe ya, but

Erik:
Where were those light bulbs?
Me:
In the closet.
Erik:
I don't remember having light bulbs in the closet.
Me:
We got them at the dollar store. I didn't like the fluorescent ones that were here, so I got these. Remember?
Erik:
That sounds familiar. But my tommy gun don't!
Isn’t it weird how boys don’t know anything? And how peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth?
Meggie
  • 1st
  • July
  • 2014

My dad calls me Cupcake.

Dad:
Hey, Cupcake.
Yaya:
I could have a cupcake. Like, if you wanna buy me one.
  • 29th
  • June
  • 2014
I’m having a big party when I’m 80. You know, a CASKET party!

Yaya, on the eve of her 79th birthday

As Yaya hung up the phone...

Mom:
Who were you talking to?
Yaya:
Your stupid sisters. You got so many stupid sisters. I don't know where they came from.
  • 27th
  • June
  • 2014
lounging

lounging

  • 18th
  • June
  • 2014

definitely our birthday

Me:
What's for dessert?
Dad:
Um... bottled water.
Me:
Yuck! Any cake?
Dad:
No.
Me:
But it's our birthday!
Dad:
Yes it is. Not today, but you're right, it is.
  • 16th
  • June
  • 2014
I found a mysterious baggie in my mother’s satchel

I found a mysterious baggie in my mother’s satchel

  • 14th
  • June
  • 2014
I found my electric razor. We need to shave your legs outside.
my mom to my grandmother
  • 11th
  • June
  • 2014
I can’t stand this Facebook. It’s stupid. So many people keep calling me and notifying me, and I don’t know who the hell they are.
Yaya